1. Would you rather. Play a rivalry game where your crush is in the front row or Play a rivalry game where your boss is reffing
2. Would you rather. Play the entire tournament without a jumbotron so you never see replays or Play the entire tournament with a jumbotron that only shows your worst moments
3. Would you rather. Have the best pregame warmup routine in history or Have the best postgame locker room celebration
4. Would you rather. Have unlimited snacks but have to watch every game alone or Watch with your best friends but no food allowed
5. Would you rather. Play in a sold-out arena where every fan is rooting for the enemy team or Play in a half-empty arena where everyone's on your side
6. Would you rather. Make the game-saving steal but immediately trip and fall on your face or Look incredible on a fast break but get blocked at the rim
7. Would you rather. Have your coach call a timeout you don't need or Have your coach not call one when you desperately need it
8. Would you rather. Have a coach who only communicates through intense eye contact or Have a coach who only screams advice courtside
9. Would you rather. Play on a court with squeaky shoes that never stop or Play on a court with a shot clock that's always five seconds faster than you think
10. Would you rather. Play for a legendary coach who's terrifying or Play for a laid-back coach who lets you do whatever you want
11. Would you rather. Sink a half-court shot during a timeout contest and win a car or Sink a half-court game-winner in the actual game but get nothing extra
12. Would you rather. Be the point guard who averages 15 assists but zero points or Be the center who averaged 30 points but known to never pass
13. Would you rather. Have your team win in overtime every single game or Win by 20 every single game but it's the most boring basketball you've ever watched
14. Would you rather. Have the loudest student section in the country or Have the best halftime show
15. Would you rather. Have your team's hype song stuck in your head forever or Never be able to watch a game live again
16. Would you rather. Play an entire tournament with one shoe untied or Play an entire tournament with your jersey inside out
