1. Would you rather: Play a rivalry game where your crush is in the front row or Play a rivalry game where your boss is reffing
2. Would you rather: Play the entire tournament without a jumbotron so you never see replays or Play the entire tournament with a jumbotron that only shows your worst moments
3. Would you rather: Have the best pregame warmup routine in history or Have the best postgame locker room celebration
4. Would you rather: Have unlimited snacks but have to watch every game alone or Watch with your best friends but no food allowed
5. Would you rather: Play in a sold-out arena where every fan is rooting for the enemy team or Play in a half-empty arena where everyone's on your side
6. Would you rather: Make the game-saving steal but immediately trip and fall on your face or Look incredible on a fast break but get blocked at the rim
7. Would you rather: Have your coach call a timeout you don't need or Have your coach not call one when you desperately need it
8. Would you rather: Have a coach who only communicates through intense eye contact or Have a coach who only screams advice courtside
9. Would you rather: Play on a court with squeaky shoes that never stop or Play on a court with a shot clock that's always five seconds faster than you think
10. Would you rather: Play for a legendary coach who's terrifying or Play for a laid-back coach who lets you do whatever you want
11. Would you rather: Sink a half-court shot during a timeout contest and win a car or Sink a half-court game-winner in the actual game but get nothing extra
12. Would you rather: Be the point guard who averages 15 assists but zero points or Be the center who averaged 30 points but known to never pass
13. Would you rather: Have your team win in overtime every single game or Win by 20 every single game but it's the most boring basketball you've ever watched
14. Would you rather: Have the loudest student section in the country or Have the best halftime show
15. Would you rather: Have your team's hype song stuck in your head forever or Never be able to watch a game live again
16. Would you rather: Play an entire tournament with one shoe untied or Play an entire tournament with your jersey inside out
